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键盘侠|詹姆斯太残暴必须药检！马刺再次伟大&没文班也不怕

来源：Reddit 发布时间：2025-12-11 21:13:27

马刺132-119淘汰湖人&赌城战雷霆！

双方数据

马刺（17-7）：卡斯尔30分10板6助、福克斯20分4板3助2断、凯尔登17分8板、尚帕尼16分7板2助、巴恩斯16分3板1助、哈珀13分3板3助、科内特10分8板1助、瓦塞尔8分4板5助3断、奥利尼克2分2板4助、沃特斯1板

湖人（17-7）：东契奇35分5板8助、斯玛特26分3板1助、詹姆斯19分15板8助3帽、里夫斯15分8板7助、艾顿11分8板1助、八村塁8分1板1助、克内克特3分、海斯2分3板、拉拉维亚1助

詹姆斯惊天隔扣科内特场边的布朗尼被惊出表情包😱

[–]NBASeijuurou 2179 points 7 hours ago

“What the actual fuck.” - Every other 40 year old in the world

球迷：全天下其他40岁老哥的心声：“我了个大草。”

[–]Timberwolvesdys0n_giddey 446 points 7 hours ago

Bro I am the same age as Lebron...

I could totally do this, I just don't feel like it today....

森林狼球迷：兄弟，我跟老詹同岁……这球我也能扣，只是今天不想发力罢了……

[–]NoctisInformatus 224 points 6 hours ago

LeBron spends 2M/Yonrecoveryandrehab.YouandI…30 foam roller maybe. 😂

球迷：老詹每年花200万刀做康复理疗。你我嘛……可能就买个30刀的泡沫轴。😂

[–]howdouspellreddit 1511 points 7 hours ago

That whole sequence was dope.

LeBron dunk

Bron block

Bron pass

Kornet block

Fox middy floater

球迷：这一连串太炸了。

老詹隔扣

老詹追帽

老詹传球

科内特封盖

福克斯中距离抛投

[–]Supersonicsburohm1919 513 points 7 hours ago

Lazers decided to stop playing the game after LeBron's block. weird sequence

超音速球迷：湖人队在老詹那记追帽之后，好像就决定不打球了。诡异的回合。

[–]NuggetsFit-Avocado-342 314 points 7 hours ago

The rest of the lakers somehow look more unfocused than the 40 year old man who came back from sciatica recently

掘金球迷：其他湖人队员看起来，比这个最近才从坐骨神经痛恢复过来的40岁老头还要漫不经心。

[–]CelticsDoctorMansteel 993 points 7 hours ago

Not my boy Kornet. He's dead.

凯尔特人球迷：这不是我凯的科内特！他挂了！

[–]Spurslntelligent 257 points 7 hours ago

Korndog came back like Jesus and stuffed Reaves right after. Incredible dunk though

马刺球迷：但“玉米热狗哥”立马耶稣附体，回头就帽了里夫斯。不过那记隔扣确实变态。

[–]KnicksJackDangerUSPIS 747 points 7 hours ago

I beg your finest fucking pardon sir?!?

尼克斯球迷：我他妈请问呢？！？大哥？？

[–]Big_Championship1291 217 points 6 hours ago

Arthritis this nuts. HOLY FUCK

球迷：这关节炎也太猛了。卧槽！

[–]MagicHollatoe 989 points 7 hours ago

UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤷‍♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different

魔术球迷：升空！隔扣！谁说他老掉牙了？？！！🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤷‍♂️ 保持低调，继续开火！天上的空气确实有点不一样！

[–]Spursamofai 122 points 7 hours ago

Smiling through it all! Can't believe this is my life.

马刺球迷：笑对一切！不敢相信这就是我的命（看主队被隔扣）。

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 418 points 7 hours ago

DRUG TEST THIS MAN WHAT THE FUCK

湖人球迷：必须给这老家伙做药检！这他妈怎么可能！

[–][SEA] Kevin DurantWestleyThe 100 points 7 hours ago

“Random” drug test coming tomorrow. He had a chase down block and a poster dunk

He’s got 12 points and 8 rebounds with 2 blocks at halftime…. He’s been the oldest player in the nba since Iggy and Melo retired

He shouldn’t still be this good

西雅图超音速凯文·杜兰特球迷：明天“随机”药检安排上。他刚来了个追身大帽和隔人暴扣。

他半场就拿了12分8板2帽……自从一哥和瓜哥退役，他一直是联盟最老的球员。

他不该还这么强的。

[–]Lakersalex_zz9 363 points 7 hours ago

Omg he’s almost 41

湖人球迷：卧槽，他快41了。

[–]Thunderchef_iblocka 147 points 7 hours ago

Pushing 60 and still turning people into screensavers im crying

雷霆球迷：都快60的人了，还在把别人当屏保背景板，我哭了。

[–]LakersPalifaith 254 points 7 hours ago

Bronny James Sr. with the hoops.

湖人球迷：大布朗尼·詹姆斯的暴扣表演。

[–]Spursx_TDeck_x 250 points 7 hours ago

Father time is 99999999999999999999999999999999 Wins and 1 Loss

马刺球迷：时光老人战绩：9999999999999999999999999999999999胜1负。

[–]LakersCockroachForeign6419 877 points 7 hours ago

LMAOOO IDC WHAT U SAY THATS THE FUCKING GOAT

湖人球迷：笑死老子了，我不管你们说啥，这TM就是GAOT！

[–]CelticsCeltic_Legend 167 points 7 hours ago

That was one of the nastiest posters I have ever seen. Holy fuck.

凯尔特人球迷：这是我见过最残暴的隔扣之一。太绝了！

[赛后其他评论]

[–]SpursOldArmyMetal 249 points 6 hours ago

Kept bracing for the third quarter collapse that never came.

马刺球迷：我一直提心吊胆等着第三节崩盘，结果居然没发生。

[–]SpursZenThrashing 166 points 6 hours ago

WE'RE GETTING KELDON JOHNSON THAT MF'IN LLAMA

马刺球迷：我们要迎回凯尔登·约翰逊了！那头神兽！

[–]LakersPalifaith 119 points 6 hours ago

That's a scary young Spurs team right there. Imagine if they were missing any keys rotation players.

湖人球迷：这支年轻的马刺队真吓人。想象一下他们还缺了几个关键轮换球员。

[–]Westjwon3354 108 points 6 hours ago*

NBA Cup western conference finals going to be the first of many big games between SAS and OKC

球迷：季中锦标赛西决将是马刺和雷霆未来诸多大战的第一回合。

[–]Thunderelitelurkerr 62 points 6 hours ago

bro we play them 3 times in the next 2 weeks lmfao.

雷霆球迷：兄弟，我们未来两周要打他们三次，哈哈哈。

[–]Spursbrisketguzzler 186 points 6 hours ago

We’re back?

马刺球迷：我们再次伟大了？

[–]Spursacciopizza_ 77 points 6 hours ago

We are so back and this game was never even close.

马刺球迷：我们强势回归，而且这场压根就没让比赛接近过。

[–]TimberwolvesTheBailyDaily 142 points 6 hours ago

I think people got so caught up on how much of a star and modern great wemby as that they forgot this team quietly assembled the best pg rotation you can ask for. Seeing people keep saying “and this is without wemby” but honestly I’m not surprised when you have fox, castle, and Harper just controlling the floor

森林狼球迷：我觉得人们都太关注文班是个多牛的现代超巨，以至于忘了这支球队默默组建了你能想到的最强控卫轮换。看到人们不停说“这还是没文班”，但说实话，当你有福克斯、卡斯尔和哈珀掌控球场时，我一点都不意外。

[–]SpursFrustratedtx 88 points 6 hours ago

I think this is the first time this season where at least one of them was on the court at all times and it really helps the offense out so much.

马刺球迷：我觉得这是本赛季第一次，他们仨至少总有一个人在场上，这对进攻帮助太大了。

[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 133 points 6 hours ago

The Lakers perimeter defense and subway turnstiles provide the same amount of resistance

夏洛特山猫球迷：湖人的外线防守和地铁闸机提供的阻力差不多。

[–]SpursConn3er 142 points 6 hours ago

Now the wembyless Spurs will play the 1 loss thunder.

How exciting

马刺球迷：接下来，没有文班的马刺要对阵只输过1场的雷霆。

真刺激。